'Tis the season

I went to Walgreens today to buy Draino for the kitchen sink (since you were dying to know), and the Hallmark aisle was packed to the hilt with desperate-looking guys who were just about coming to blows over the few remaining cards.

The whole scene was kind of hilarious. So is this holiday gem from McSweeney's.

Happy Valentine's Day!

i love you as much as this morose yellow cartoon man
loves that raggedy skyscraper