May 16, 2008

Seasons? Yes, we have those.

What's the weather like out there?
"It's hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest thing is my shorts, I could cook things in 'em. Do a little crotch-pot cooking."
Well, tell me what it feels like.
"Fool, it's hot! I told you, damn! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! It's so damn hot, I saw those little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?"
What do you think it's going to be like tonight?
"It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/05/13/BAM110LIGD.DTL&tsp=1
http://www.wunderground.com/US/CA/San_Francisco.html

What's that other thing we have? Oh, right: global warming.

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