New Yorker quote of the week

From "Unlikely Stories," by Alex Ross:

Nothing in these operas is any more implausible than the events of the average Shakespeare play, or, for that matter, of the average action movie. The difference is that the conventions of the latter are widely accepted these days, so that if, say, Matt Damon rides a unicycle the wrong way down the Autobahn and kills a squad of Uzbek thugs with a package of Twizzlers, the audience cheers instead of guffaws.

Matt Damon, the thinking woman's hottie. Who can kill people with candy.